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[melpomena]

This made me laughing loud

Абе ај
Супервајзер....фала богу што не јадеше заедно со нас
од далеку вака раскажувајки смешно е,но на лице место да си не верувам дека до толку ке се смееш

 

[The_countess]

 

[Saladin]

Ова е повеќе цитат од еден филм ама ептен јако е
I suppose your father lost his job to a robot. I don't know, maybe you would have simply banned the Internet to keep the libraries open.

 

[Trouble]

 

[Coelho]

Еве една, ништо посебно:

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender:
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair that you should know five things, given that you're blind:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, then shakes his head and mutters: "Well.. No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

 

[existence]

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your d__k into your girlfriend's ass.

Coelho ...

 

[Coelho]

Coelho ...

Епа... слеп сум. Се извинувам.

 

[Gemini]

Boy : You are { A B C D E F G H I J K }
Girl : What Is This ?!!
Boy : Adorable .. Beautiful .. Cute .. Dramatic .. Elegant .. Fantastic … Great ..Hilarious !
Girl : Oooohh Soo Sweet !! But What Does { I J K } Mean ???
Boy : I’m Just Kidding….

 

[existence]

Епа... слеп сум. Се извинувам.

Не реков ништо такво Нема потреба од извинување, воопшто.

(се извинувам за офтопик)

 

[MissChievous]

I was walking with my wife and my mother-in-law through Central Park last week, when suddenly, three guys jumped out and started beating up my mother-in-law. My wife turned to me and asked, “Well, aren’t you going to help?” I replied, “Don’t you think the three of them will do the job?”​

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