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Gemini

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Wind Of Change
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot

The First 3 Years of Marriage
  • In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  • In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  • In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
 

Gemini

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Wind Of Change
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
 
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