English Jokes - Англиски шеги
- Автор на темата Trouble
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot
The First 3 Years of Marriage
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot
The First 3 Years of Marriage
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
