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<blockquote data-quote="kizzo" data-source="post: 213341" data-attributes="member: 2396"><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Плавуша оди на преглед кај гинеколог.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">- Докторе, бремена сум веќе трет месец, а немам стомак…</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Докторот:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Портокали јадете ли?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Не, а треба ли?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Треба!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">После три месеци плавуша оди пак на преглед.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Докторе, бремена сум веќе шести месец, а немам стомак…</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Докторот:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Банани јадете ли?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Не, треба ли?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Треба!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">После три месеци плавушата пак оди на преглед:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Докторе, треба да родам а немам стомак…</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Докторот:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- А односи со партнерот имате ли?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">- Не, а треба ли?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">вицов може по 5 или 6 пат го постирам ама проклето е добар и се кинам од смеење <img src="/images/emoji/rofl_animated.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl" title="ROFL :rofl" data-shortname=":rofl" /><img src="/images/emoji/rofl_animated.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl" title="ROFL :rofl" data-shortname=":rofl" /><img src="/images/emoji/rofl_animated.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl" title="ROFL :rofl" data-shortname=":rofl" /><img src="/images/emoji/rofl_animated.png" class="smilie" 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[QUOTE="kizzo, post: 213341, member: 2396"] [COLOR=#333333][SIZE=14px][FONT=verdana]Плавуша оди на преглед кај гинеколог.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][SIZE=14px][FONT=verdana]- Докторе, бремена сум веќе трет месец, а немам стомак…[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][SIZE=14px][FONT=verdana][FONT=Georgia]Докторот:[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Портокали јадете ли?[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Не, а треба ли?[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Треба![/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]После три месеци плавуша оди пак на преглед.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Докторе, бремена сум веќе шести месец, а немам стомак…[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]Докторот:[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Банани јадете ли?[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Не, треба ли?[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Треба![/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]После три месеци плавушата пак оди на преглед:[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Докторе, треба да родам а немам стомак…[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]Докторот:[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- А односи со партнерот имате ли?[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]- Не, а треба ли?[/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][SIZE=14px][FONT=verdana][FONT=Georgia]вицов може по 5 или 6 пат го постирам ама проклето е добар и се кинам од смеење :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl [/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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