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Порака: <blockquote data-quote="Dolphine" data-source="post: 132327" data-attributes="member: 1381"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">teacher asked : Why are you late for school? </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Johnny: Because of the Sign. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Teacher : What Sign? </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 14px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>

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