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Порака: <blockquote data-quote="Hip.Hop_MKD" data-source="post: 12775" data-attributes="member: 194"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Ulazi covjek u kafanu u Sarajevu:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Molim vas jednu kavu!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Nema!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Kako nema, pa sta piju svi ovi ljudi?!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Kahvu!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Pa zar to nije isto?!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Jel isto da ja tvoju zenu POVALIM il POHVALIM?!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Vozili se u autu mehaničar,električar i programer...i auto se pokvari.Mehaničar kaže:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">- Ma sigurno je otišao blok od motora!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Električar:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">- Ma sigurno je to do akumulatora!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Kad će programer:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-A da probamo da izadjemo,pa da ponovo udjemo?</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Novi BMW stoji na semaforu, kad odjedanput otpozadi udari fico u njega. Na komandnojl tabli bmw-a ucitava se:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Found new hardware click here to install!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Ulazi bruce willis u prodavnicu kompjutera i kaze:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">- daj hard!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Koja je bila zadnja rijec isusa crnogorcima?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Ne radite nista dok se ja ne vratim!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Natjecali se CRNOGORAC,SRBIN I BOSANAC ko ce dalje bacit čekić.Baci srbin tri metra baci bosanac pet metara,A CRNOGORAC GA BACI NEGDJE U SUMU.Pitaju ga oni kako si to uspio a on im rece ALAT STO DALJE OD MENE</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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